Vic’s Picks
9-06-2007
Usually after the first Saturday of the football gambling season, I find myself on my hands and knees, pleading with my financial institution to cut me a loan.
However, I have yet to be accepted for one. They typically frown upon my references: Guys who tell them that they’ve surprisingly never had to resort to breaking my thumbs following lost wagers.
But, get this, sports fans: There will be no begging to the bank president like Jimmy Stewart in “It’s a Wonderful Life” for me—at least not this week. That’s right, a mediocre two wins, two losses and one tie last weekend means I’m riding the nice wave of dignity heading into this weekend’s action.
But I best be careful. Because with a full slate of college ball and the first games of the NFL season staring me right in the face, I stand a Mattel toy’s chance of shelf life for pocketing big bucks unless I step it up a notch this weekend.
So, that being said, time to get down to business. “Merry Christmas, you old Savings and Loan!”
College:
Oklahoma (-11) hosting Miami (Fla.):
A throw-back to the days of Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer. But, this is one of those games that sounds better than it’s actually going to be. The Sooners are 6-1 against the spread in their last seven games at home. I don’t see the ‘Canes keeping up offensively.
Oregon (+8.5) at Michigan:
Could you imagine what the scene at the Big House will be like if Big Blue starts 0-2? Could happen. The Ducks never fail to score points and the Wolverines “D” couldn’t stop Appalachian State playmakers from using the restroom last Saturday. Michigan should bounce back, but look for the Ducks to cover.
Texas Christian (+9.5) at Texas:
Check out this hyperbole: This could be the Horned Frogs biggest game in the history of their program. And, TCU should be up for it. Dating back to Nov. 18 of last season, the Frogs have outscored their opponents by a total of 199-35. Meanwhile, the Longhorns looked like they were asleep at the wheel Saturday in their opener against Arkansas State.
Virginia Tech (+13) at LSU:
The Hokies were impossible favorites last weekend. They were hosting an emotional home opener and they were playing an underrated East Carolina team that always covers the spread. But, keep in mind that VA Tech is 10-2 against the spread in their last 12 road games. LSU wins this game, but 13 points is too many here.
Colorado (+15) at Arizona State:
The Sun Devils are 3-8 against the spread against in their last eleven against a team with a winning record. Yes, Buffs fans. Believe it or not, your team has a winning record.
NFL:
New Orleans (+6.5) at Indianapolis:
I wonder what the over/under will be for the number of Peyton Manning commercials we have to be subjected to during this broadcast? My guess is 24. No way are the Saints 6.5 points worse than the ponies in this one.
San Diego (-6.5) hosting Chicago:
As long as Rex Grossman is behind the center, Bears opponents will always have a chance. And, while I don’t trust Bolts new coach, Stormin’ Norvin’ Turner, their offense is far superior to Chicago’s.
Detroit (+1.5) at Oakland:
How’d you like to be the poor souls stuck watching this game? The two worst teams in football last season; the worst organization heads: Lions President Matt Millen and Raiders owner Al Davis; the worst fans; and, a Raiders coach who is 13-years old. I just flipped a coin. Tails=Lions.
Tennessee (+6.5) at Jacksonville:
David Garrard is the Jags QB. The Jags will be lucky to get six points out of him, much less cover the spread in this one.
San Francisco (-3) hosting Arizona:
Every year the Cardinals are the “sexy” pick to make the playoffs. When are we going to learn to stop looking at this team through beer goggles? Take the Niners.
Call your bookies, but if you lose, don’t call me.
Last week against the spread: 2-2-1.
9-06-2007
Usually after the first Saturday of the football gambling season, I find myself on my hands and knees, pleading with my financial institution to cut me a loan.
However, I have yet to be accepted for one. They typically frown upon my references: Guys who tell them that they’ve surprisingly never had to resort to breaking my thumbs following lost wagers.
But, get this, sports fans: There will be no begging to the bank president like Jimmy Stewart in “It’s a Wonderful Life” for me—at least not this week. That’s right, a mediocre two wins, two losses and one tie last weekend means I’m riding the nice wave of dignity heading into this weekend’s action.
But I best be careful. Because with a full slate of college ball and the first games of the NFL season staring me right in the face, I stand a Mattel toy’s chance of shelf life for pocketing big bucks unless I step it up a notch this weekend.
So, that being said, time to get down to business. “Merry Christmas, you old Savings and Loan!”
College:
Oklahoma (-11) hosting Miami (Fla.):
A throw-back to the days of Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer. But, this is one of those games that sounds better than it’s actually going to be. The Sooners are 6-1 against the spread in their last seven games at home. I don’t see the ‘Canes keeping up offensively.
Oregon (+8.5) at Michigan:
Could you imagine what the scene at the Big House will be like if Big Blue starts 0-2? Could happen. The Ducks never fail to score points and the Wolverines “D” couldn’t stop Appalachian State playmakers from using the restroom last Saturday. Michigan should bounce back, but look for the Ducks to cover.
Texas Christian (+9.5) at Texas:
Check out this hyperbole: This could be the Horned Frogs biggest game in the history of their program. And, TCU should be up for it. Dating back to Nov. 18 of last season, the Frogs have outscored their opponents by a total of 199-35. Meanwhile, the Longhorns looked like they were asleep at the wheel Saturday in their opener against Arkansas State.
Virginia Tech (+13) at LSU:
The Hokies were impossible favorites last weekend. They were hosting an emotional home opener and they were playing an underrated East Carolina team that always covers the spread. But, keep in mind that VA Tech is 10-2 against the spread in their last 12 road games. LSU wins this game, but 13 points is too many here.
Colorado (+15) at Arizona State:
The Sun Devils are 3-8 against the spread against in their last eleven against a team with a winning record. Yes, Buffs fans. Believe it or not, your team has a winning record.
NFL:
New Orleans (+6.5) at Indianapolis:
I wonder what the over/under will be for the number of Peyton Manning commercials we have to be subjected to during this broadcast? My guess is 24. No way are the Saints 6.5 points worse than the ponies in this one.
San Diego (-6.5) hosting Chicago:
As long as Rex Grossman is behind the center, Bears opponents will always have a chance. And, while I don’t trust Bolts new coach, Stormin’ Norvin’ Turner, their offense is far superior to Chicago’s.
Detroit (+1.5) at Oakland:
How’d you like to be the poor souls stuck watching this game? The two worst teams in football last season; the worst organization heads: Lions President Matt Millen and Raiders owner Al Davis; the worst fans; and, a Raiders coach who is 13-years old. I just flipped a coin. Tails=Lions.
Tennessee (+6.5) at Jacksonville:
David Garrard is the Jags QB. The Jags will be lucky to get six points out of him, much less cover the spread in this one.
San Francisco (-3) hosting Arizona:
Every year the Cardinals are the “sexy” pick to make the playoffs. When are we going to learn to stop looking at this team through beer goggles? Take the Niners.
Call your bookies, but if you lose, don’t call me.
Last week against the spread: 2-2-1.
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